February 2012
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I like my women the way I like my weather.
suckitmagoo:
texifornado:
Hot, moist, and unstable.
Moist? Why’d you have to use THAT word? :(
Who the fuck likes hot moist and unstable weather!? What the hell is wrong with you?
KALM YO TITTIES
ofinsects:
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Rich people food:
skollrous:
Poor people food:
Feels so good to be poor :D
laugh-addict.com
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Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live on the other side of the world.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.
Anonymous asked: whip it out!
Remember, Remember, the 5th of November, the...
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literallysame:
Find the Gay person:
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CAN’T do it?
Thats because they’re humans too and we’re ALL the same.
WatchHe is racist, but this is hilarious.
People born in 1993-1999 have lived in three...
Like a boss
NO FUCKING WAY… OH MY SWEET JESUS WHAT GRAND ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU HAVE ACHIEVED… I’m sure you’re very proud of yourself that through your life, those are the things you’re most proud of.
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